The first Teppen card pack of 2025 has arrived! Titled The Great Steam Trial, it primarily features the Ace Attorney and Sengoku Basara series. As for the Mega Man series, only two new cards were added, starring Launch Octopus from Mega Man X and Burn Rooster from Mega Man X8. They're, uh, cooking eggs and octopus...
Card Name:
Burn Rooster
No.
GST 007
Flavor Text:
The yakisoba danced on the hot teppan as the heat brought out the aroma of the oil, purging excess moisture and leaving only flavor. A fried egg served as the crowning glory that testified to the meal's quality.
Artist:
Nekobayashi
Card Name:
Launch Octopus
No.
GST 060
Flavor Text:
Almost in the same moment, he retrieves the cooked takoyaki, greases the takoyaki mold, and fills it with fresh batter once more. With his multiple arms working in efficient unison, his takoyaki stand was a hit at every festival.
Artist:
tsuda jiro
Volt Kraken I would understand.... Launch Octopus has no HANDS. He is magically cooking with floating kitchenware.
ReplyDeleteRemember Launch Octopus SUCK
DeleteLeave him alone, you fiend, Parra.
DeleteLMAO!!! Launch Octopus is cooking Grilled Octopus, and Burn Rooster is cooking an egg. That's comedy.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me curious as to what the other Mavericks would cook if given the chance.
ReplyDeleteNo no. Let them cook. 😂
ReplyDeletethey should be the ones getting cooked and also THATS CANNIBALISM
ReplyDeleteIt’s not cannibalism if they don’t eat the food. And occasional cannibalism is actually natural with many carnivores/omnivores, including octopi. Though I think roosters eating cooked egg is a human-initiated behavior…
DeleteAlso they’re robots.
fair point but we can still agree thats its funny....right?
DeleteOh yeah, definitely. It’s certainly no coincidence. Hell, Aniloids cooking in general is pretty funny.
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