Thursday, July 23, 2009

Apparently, Guts Man Married Roll

Matthew Hawkins dug up some old Nickelodeon Magazine articles about past video game characters and what they've been up to since their last game appearance. Guts Man's profile in particular is downright goofy, since he's apparently become a veterinarian and settled down with Roll:Wow.

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28 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 22, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    >____________________________>

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  2. AnonymousJuly 22, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    Why does that picture seem not out of place to me?

    Why?!?

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  3. FlameJuly 22, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    Somehow, I can see him as a vet. It reminds me of Alphonse Elric and his stray cats. >>;

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  4. AnonymousJuly 22, 2009 at 11:53 PM

    Wow. That's really random.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    Hmm him becoming a Vet is ridiculous but funny, If he really did settle down with Roll, I'm envious of him

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  6. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 12:24 AM

    I doubt the validity of this.

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  7. MaverickHunterAshJuly 23, 2009 at 1:13 AM

    Brandon --

    It's real, unfortunately. I remember reading the actual article while waiting in a long grocery store line.

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  8. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 1:25 AM

    It was really in the magazine, but the article itself is complete and utter _____. They forgot to mention his appearance in 2 among others as well.

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  9. SoultriggerJuly 23, 2009 at 1:45 AM

    How come no one's mentioned that Guts Man and Roll are siblings? >_>

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  10. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 2:05 AM

    You mean that's actually from Nintendo? Ew...creepy...makes me glad they didn't do that with Roll.exe and Gutsman.exe...

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  11. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 4:28 AM

    @Soul Trigger.

    That...a very good point.

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  12. GenericJuly 23, 2009 at 5:09 AM

    Gentleman this is not canon, just a joke so there is no need to be upset ;)

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  13. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 6:38 AM

    Iceman has to be jealous...

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  14. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    Guts Man: [laughs]

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  15. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    But...but...BUT...!
    Roll and Gutsman are siblings...!

    Ew.

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  16. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    BUT...BUT...BUT...THEY'RE RELATED!!!!

    *ahem* YOU KNOW YER A REDNECK....ah, I'll just stop there.

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  17. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    PEDO ALERT

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  18. RADIXJuly 23, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    No wonder Guts/Roll is so popular. 8D

    ...Seriously, though, I love stuff like this. It's just so random. (Unlike everyone else, I can forgive the accidental incest--yeah, it's icky, but come on. GutsVet. XD)

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  19. Jace RaifelJuly 23, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    No Brandon, it's not from CAPCOM(Nintndo has no authority on stupid shit like that). All MHA meant was that the article was real, doesn't mean it's canon...

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  20. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    You know that technically is incest, and Soultrigger's right. But don't worry, incest is awwwwwwwwwright!

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  21. Reggie White Jr.July 23, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Robot incest. Stuff is gross.

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  22. Ngaurhoth1July 23, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    This is why incest is bad >.>
    http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p48/ngaurhoth1/Incest.png

    I call him err I mean her, GutsTransvesite

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  23. LordHuffnPuffJuly 23, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    Not only do I remember this article, but I just was thinking about it a few days ago. I remember that Pac-Man Jr. was also included...

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  24. Autobobby1July 23, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    And I thought you could only find fanfiction this icky on the interwebs. ಠ_ಠ

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  25. UnknownJuly 23, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    .. OMG xDDD Now I have more to draw!!! XD Epic cute!!!!!!

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  26. AnonymousJuly 24, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    Umm, guys? ...Incest? These are robots.

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  27. PippinJuly 24, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    Magnet Man is apparently in the fridge magnet business, and Cut Man is a celebrity hairdresser.

    BAD PUNS GALORE.

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  28. AnonymousJuly 24, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Yes, incest robots

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